Melania’s Guide to “Be Best” Parenting
The mysterious, oft-disappearing FLOTUS fantasizes about being a good mom, and realizes the answer is just outside the sinkhole: don't be like Donald.
Satire
Republicans in Jail Telling Jokes
Trump and his cronies wanna yuk it up? Ok, fine. But can we move this comedy venue somewhere more appropriate, like, behind bars, forever?
The Sound of One Orange Man Clapping
Trump united us as a nation with his first State of the Union address—by showing us that we're all in this horrifying 'Shitboat' together.
What’s “The Difference,” Matt Damon?
A consummate mansplainer mansplains sexual harassment to women: A Comedy in One Act
Megan Amram Wants to Get the Media Out of a Bad Place
'The Good Place' producer slides into our Twitter DMs to advise the media on how best to call out a Liar-in-Chief and show us how to positively spin bad news.
Trump’s “Sexual Assault Awareness Month” Proclamation Is Tremendous!!
But the edits to the original draft were bigly yuge. SAD!
Being Kellyanne Conway
Because life is easier with alternative facts
Citing Security Risks, Lucifer Closes the Gates of Hell to Donald Trump
Well, now we're really screwed.
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To Fend Off Love With Anyone, Do This
The 36 questions guaranteed to repel an inappropriate suitor.